Scared Soapless–Spooky Soaps for the Discerning Bod!

Welcome to Scared Soapless!

We’re a family-owned business dedicated to bringing you high quality soapstuffs with killer horror themes. Whether you love the classics or modern gems—we’re sure to have something you and your skin will love.

We’re introducing Fae and MerPeople soaps this year, with cool events and sales to come. They’re full of light floral fragrances, glittery goodness, and added vitamin E

Now thru February 10th, add one WOLFINGSWORTH soap to any order for just a dollar!

We always invite your comments, suggestions, questions, pics of your kids and pets, special requests, insults, or whatever else you’ve got for us.  Hit up our Boss Lady at

New here? Definitely check out our FULL CATALOG!

We are now also doing these Benchleys Bane soaps in distressed attack mode! Notice that the black eyes have rolled over white.

Coming soon by popular demand, we’re introducing BATH BOMBS!

So get ready for that.

As always, use code LIPSHIP to get free shipping on lip-balm only orders.  Now is the best time to stock up for winter. Take a look at our full catalog to see everything we have on offer.


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