Scared Soapless–Spooky Soaps for the Discerning Bod!

Welcome to Scared Soapless!

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New here? Definitely check out our FULL CATALOG!

We are now also doing these Benchleys Bane soaps in distressed attack mode! Notice that the black eyes have rolled over white.

Coming soon by popular demand, we’re introducing BATH BOMBS!

So get ready for that.

As always, use code LIPSHIP to get free shipping on lip-balm only orders.  Now is the best time to stock up for your trick-or-treaters. Take a look at our full catalog to see everything we have on offer.


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