Scared Soapless–Spooky Soaps for the Discerning Bod!

Welcome to Scared Soapless!

We’re a family-owned business dedicated to bringing you high quality soapstuffs with killer horror themes. Whether you love the classics or modern gems—we’re sure to have something you and your skin will love. Check out our Full Catalog!

We always invite your comments, suggestions, questions, pics of your kids and pets, special requests, insults, or whatever else you’ve got for us.  Hit up our Boss Lady at

New here? Definitely check out our FULL CATALOG!

We are now also doing these Benchleys Bane soaps in distressed attack mode! Notice that the black eyes have rolled over white.

As always, use code LIPSHIP to get free shipping on lip-balm only orders.  Try our fruity springtime flavors like Blue Strawberry Lemonade or Cherry Lime Rickey. Take a look at our full catalog to see everything we have on offer.


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