A note from Scared Soapless about COVID-19
We’re as concerned as all of you about this terrible pandemic crisis. As such, we’re remaining open for business. However, shortages on supplies and delays in replenishment may mean that your orders can take 3 weeks or more to ship. We apologize for this inconvenience, but it’s necessary to keep things safe and sanitary.
Also, we are still offering free soaps to those who cannot find or afford bar soaps in their area. Please contact firstname.lastname@example.org for details on how we can supply you and your family with soaps during this trying time.
Welcome to Scared Soapless!
We’re a family-owned business dedicated to bringing you high quality soapstuffs with killer horror themes. Whether you love the classics or modern gems—we’re sure to have something you and your skin will love. Check out our Full Catalog!
We always invite your comments, suggestions, questions, pics of your kids and pets, special requests, insults, or whatever else you’ve got for us. Hit up our Boss Lady at email@example.com
New here? Definitely check out our FULL CATALOG!
We are now also doing these Benchleys Bane soaps in distressed attack mode! Notice that the black eyes have rolled over white.
As always, use code LIPSHIP to get free shipping on lip-balm only orders. Try our fruity springtime flavors like Blue Strawberry Lemonade or Cherry Lime Rickey—or try our newest flavor: Blueberry Smooch. Take a look at our full catalog to see everything we have on offer.