Note: ScaredSoapless will NOT be shipping orders between July 13-23 as our Boss Lady will be on vacation. Need something in a rush? Contact us ASAP to ensure timely shipping.
IT’S LIP BALM SEASON!!! Feast your eyes on our awesome lip balms–and keep your lips feeling super moisturized and yummy as heck. Right now, you can use the code LIPSHIP to get FREE shipping on lip balm-only orders. WOW! As always, you can mix and match one-dozen lip balms for the price of ten. Need more than that? Ask about wholesale pricing! Awesome for party and shower favors!! And yes–you can totally get a cool custom label. Email email@example.com for details.
You asked. We listened. That’s why we now offer guest soap sized caffeinated bars! No slicing, no heavy giant brains to lug around. Shock Island caffeine soaps look like ancient Polynesian art, smell like sunshine, and work like magic. Get them at a special introductory sale price through July 15th.
TellTale soaps are back! Get one as part of a Guest Body Part bag, or as a sweet spooky heart encased in luxurious vegan aloe soap.
Additive alert! Many of you are asking about what we can put in soap. With that in mind, here’s a short list of additives we currently keep in stock:
Avocado Oil, Bentonite Clay, Mango Butter, Kaolin Clay, Argan Oil, Buttermilk Powder, Babassu oil, Aloe Powder, Shea and Cocoa Butter, Colloidal Oatmeal, Coconut Oil, Carrot Seed Oil, and JoJoba Beads. We also carry a sizeable line of essential oils, which you can check out at our Fragrance page. You can request one or more of these by reaching out to the Boss Lady at the Email below. We love making custom orders! We’re always testing and experimenting with new ingredients. We blame that HumbleBee and Me girl. She’s great.
We always invite your comments, suggestions, questions, pics of your kids and pets, special requests, insults, or whatever else you’ve got for us. Hit up our Boss Lady at firstname.lastname@example.org