Welcome to Scared Soapless!
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New here? Definitely check out our FULL CATALOG!
Want to be the house with something cool that EVERY kid can use? Our BLAM! Balm Blowout offers killer prices on non-edible Halloween treats your trick-or-treaters will use all year!
We are now also doing these Benchleys Bane soaps in distressed attack mode! Notice that the black eyes have rolled over white.
The first anniversary of our webstore is approaching–and we’re pretty stoked. This year, by popular demand, we’re introducing BATH BOMBS!
I know…we’re excited too. In fact, we’ll be giving you a FREE bath bomb with every order for the ENTIRE MONTH OF SEPTEMBER.
So get ready for that.
In the mean-time, our donkey milk soaps are still crazy popular. We love that–because you all have the right to have skin like Cleopatra.
This one is unpainted, which we think looks amazing. Albino Wyvern!
As always, use code LIPSHIP to get free shipping on lip-balm only orders. Now is the best time to stock up for your trick-or-treaters. Take a look at our full catalog to see everything we have on offer.