Scared Soapless is a family-owned business dedicated to bringing you high quality soapstuffs with killer horror themes. Whether you love the classics or modern gems—we’re sure to have something you and your skin will love. Check out our Full Catalog!
We always invite your comments, suggestions, questions, pics of your kids and pets, special requests, insults, or whatever else you’ve got for us. Hit up our Boss Lady at email@example.com
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You’ll find an array of movie monsters, witchy themes, terrifying animals, spooky body parts, and yes—zombies.
As always, use code LIPSHIP to get free shipping on lip-balm only orders. Try our fruity springtime flavors like Blue Strawberry Lemonade or Cherry Lime Rickey—or try our newest flavor: Bacon Smile. Take a look at our full catalog to see everything we have on offer. Want something that isn’t listed? We’re intrigued hit us up!
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Not a fan of scary things? We got you. Check out our non-scary BLAM! Line. It features an ever-expanding line of yummy lip balms, and beautiful skin-loving soaps in celestial, mermaid, goddess, and other giftable designs that are (almost) too pretty to use.