Benchley’s Bane




Just when you thought it was safe to get back in the tub…here comes this terrifying shark-licious vegan Shea butter soap.

This impressive specimen is not quite 25’ in length—more like seven inches.  But it does weigh just over a whopping nine ounces and smells delightfully like a day at the beach–our Shark Beach fragrance to be exact.  Prefer goat’s milk soap instead?
Want to choose a scent from our fragrance page?  That’s cool, just let us know!

Benchley’s Bane soaps are molded from an original sculpt by renowned horror artist Christian Stavrakis.

Special introductory price of just $10.

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