If you long for the days when Vampires were terrifying, this is the soap for you. Could it be The Master from a certain sleepy New England town? Is it Nosferatu? Klaus Kinsky? Part of the cast of What We Do in the Shadows? We’ll never tell. What we CAN say is that The Master is made from an original sculpt by renowned artist Brian MacGuire and is exclusive to Scared Soapless.
We offer The Master’s terrifying visage in brilliant full color, or delightful greyscale–both hand-painted in house. He’s available in our Luxury goat’s milk base, or a vegan shea butter base. Either way, he’s sure to inspire horror in all who enter your bathroom…or kitchen…or wherever you keep your soapstuffs.
He comes standard with a strawberry fragrance. Don’t like Strawberries? No probs. Check out our fragrance page and let us know what you’d like instead. We can also make him fragrance-free!